Hehe, I think your phone auto-corrected 'coulomb' to 'conceived'! I am not very good at physics, but I hope you conceive a beautiful healthy baby very soon instead.
This made me laugh so much! My mom used to tell me that pregnancy makes us forget even basic things, so don't worry about columns or electrons, just focus on your health.
Haha, did your auto-correct go wild, or is this some high-level baby making science? If you mean a coulomb, I think it is some huge number like 6 times 10 to the power of 18, but my brain has zero electrons left right now!
My double pregnancy brain cannot handle physics right now! But if you are talking about conceiving, let's hope it's just one or two babies and not billions of electrons!